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Fi: Oh, she's at boarding school.
Andy: Is it Hogwarts?

Fi: She's not even showing a bra strap!
Andy: Yeah, shocking. She's not even showing a nipple.

Chris's mum smells of pilchards?
Fi: Does this mean Chris is a Grimsby lad?
Andy: Pilchards? Nawwwww... south coast!

Gene: A few stiff ones.
Andy: He wasn't talking about drink!

(Re Tim Price)
Andy: God, he's creepy without the makeup on!
Andy: There's a little bit of Evan/Tim going on there.
Andy: Ah, the real reason why barristers wear wigs. They've all got bald spots.

Alex: Take a huge leap of faith.
Andy: That's what Sam did.

Tim: I know how to take care of my family, Alex.
Andy: Condoms!

I am *not* even going to go into the conversation about gay rights and Garibaldis.

Alex: I want Ray.
Me: I was *so* right about Alex/Ray!

Andy: Awww, poor Chris has stitched himself up!

Andy: That lives down in Battersea somewhere! The pink tank.
Fi: *Uncle* Angus!

Fi: OMG! It's Sam's entire stable!
Andy: And wasn't that Sam in the blonde wig?

Gene (to Ray): You look like a baboon's arse with a tache on.
Andy: He does too!

I *so* did not the mental image of Gene and Ray in gymslips playing netball...

Andy is now quoting Labyrinth and I am desperately hoping that we do not get to see any of the team in skin-tight leggings and a dodgy wig. Apart from Alex, of course.

(Comments on sexual tension between Alex and Ray)
Alex: Clunk click every trip.
Andy: And you know it's kinky with that!

Andy: [Leyton] looks like Jasper Carrott! It's been bugging me for weeks!
Andy: Evan's just gone in.
Fi: Yeah, well, he'll do anyone.

Alex: It's my last night.
Andy: Sam tried that line.

Fi: Good god, she's *waddling*! Has she had a gangbang with the entire station before coming here?
Andy: Probably.
Fi: Or is Ray really big?
Andy: You'll have to ask Elf.

Alex: (details of future Radio 6 DJ arrested on gay demo, culminating in "you marry a woman and have two kids")
Fi: Oh my god, it's Richard Hammond.

Caroline: I met two delightful lesbians from Barking.
Andy: *snigger*
Fi: Damnit! We're not from Barking... [pause] And I'm not a lesbian!

Andy: God, and I thought Sam had Mummy issues.
Fi: God, Caroline is gorgeous.
Andy: I'd shag her. Hell, I'd do them both. Mother and daughter.

Alex: So bright and so... *sob* alive.
Chorus: Oh that is so shite/crap!

Fi: oooh, ooh, Ash is being bitchy at the fans!

(re Gene's comment on Alex's arse)

Andy: Christ, she's turning someone down!
Fi: She's turning Gene down!
Andy: Well, she's had Viv... and the nameless blokes in CID. She must be really shagged out.

(Fi) I *love* Geoffrey Palmer and I have stopped blogging because there's too much going on and I don't want to get wine on the laptop.

(Also, Gene's got some great lines, but *god* that speech... is a bit off)
Andy: That would mean so much more if I hadn't been watching "Between the Lines" last night.
Fi: That would mean so much more if I didn't go drinking regularly with retired coppers.

(sorry for delay)
Fi: Oh yeah, colour us surprised. (On Tim/Clown, on Gene/Alex)
Fi: And he's picked her up again!
Andy: (re Evan) Oh shit, my bloody car's blown up!

Fi: (re Tim's suicide note) Colour me suprised.

Fi: Oooh, nice mirror of episode one! And oh, my mind's gone to a bad place.
Andy: That really really does not work.

Fi: Alex, you blind git! (Re it Not Being Evan's Fault)

Fi: Oooh, an actual explanation!

Fi: I don't get it. A blonde nine-year-old and an adult brunette. I mean, I was a blonde baby but I lost it at three.
Andy: You lost it long before that, hon.

Fi: Bloody lucky Shazzer. And that (surgical appliance) looks like an 80's belt. Oooh, it is an 80's belt!

Gene: Unbreakable.
Fi: Hang on, we've got a blonde and a brunette. Does this mean that Alex is Bruce Willis...?
Chorus: And Gene is Cybill Shepherd!

Later on rewatch:
Andy: (asks why the car didn't blow up with Alex in it)
Fi: Oh, the cassette probably triggered an acid release switch. *pause* Oh God, I just reverse engineered the Ashes to Ashes car bomb, didn't I?

Worth the price of admission...

Date: 2008-03-27 09:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com

Fi: Or is Ray really big?
Andy: You'll have to ask Elf.

AWESOMENESS! *snicker snort*

Date: 2008-03-27 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirsteena.livejournal.com

And I'm thinking pretty much the same comments for some of this...

Date: 2008-03-27 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfbert.livejournal.com
Ray's got a huge one.

I'm talking about egos, obviously.

Date: 2008-03-27 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icudoc.livejournal.com
Yes but did you think it was good?

Date: 2008-03-27 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sideshow-meg.livejournal.com
Alex: (details of future Radio 6 DJ arrested on gay demo, culminating in "you marry a woman and have two kids")
Fi: Oh my god, it's Richard Hammond.

*Aching with laughter in the blue corner*

Date: 2008-03-28 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
Tim: I know how to take care of my family, Alex.
Andy: Condoms!


It was actually:

Tim: I know how to protect my family, Alex.
Andy: Condoms!



Date: 2008-03-28 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] legionseagle.livejournal.com
That speech, coupled with PG's apparently irony-free comment in the issue of the Radio Times that he got lots of fan mail from cops nostalgic for the old days really got my hackles up. I recall the Scarman Report in some detail and I believe the incident which provoked it was the widespread rioting caused by an elderly West Indian woman being paralyzed by a shot fired by a trigger happy cop who'd broken down her door in search of her son, allegedly on drunk charges but actually on the old-fashioned charge of driving a decent car while over the skin melanin level. After all, this was the first Thatcher administration we're talking about. It wasn't precisely going to be knee-jerk bleeding heart liberalism that caused them to appoint him.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Sounds about right to me. I've heard a few stories in my time from coppers that made me choke. (Although, as I pointed out to one of them, you're supposed to fit up the Irish suspect you've been stalking around Soho, not marry her...)

Date: 2008-04-02 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
Bit late, as I've just finally watched it now, but I thought you established ages ago that I'm apparently from Barking. Which made me spit out my tea when I was watching that part of the episode. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Date: 2008-04-02 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
No, no, no.

I thought we had established that you were from Upminster - you know, several stops after Barking.


Date: 2008-04-02 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
Oh, right.

Makes me think, though. Was it Sam or Gene Drayce is busy fitting a nonce's nun's habit onto?

Because that will give a whole new level of meaning to "Upmin'ster."

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