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9.01pm
Fi: Oh, she's at boarding school.
Andy: Is it Hogwarts?

9:04pm
Fi: She's not even showing a bra strap!
Andy: Yeah, shocking. She's not even showing a nipple.

9:07
Chris's mum smells of pilchards?
Fi: Does this mean Chris is a Grimsby lad?
Andy: Pilchards? Nawwwww... south coast!

9:08
Gene: A few stiff ones.
Andy: He wasn't talking about drink!

9:10
(Re Tim Price)
Andy: God, he's creepy without the makeup on!
Andy: There's a little bit of Evan/Tim going on there.
Andy: Ah, the real reason why barristers wear wigs. They've all got bald spots.

9:11
Alex: Take a huge leap of faith.
Andy: That's what Sam did.

Tim: I know how to take care of my family, Alex.
Andy: Condoms!

9:13
I am *not* even going to go into the conversation about gay rights and Garibaldis.

9:14
Alex: I want Ray.
Me: I was *so* right about Alex/Ray!

Andy: Awww, poor Chris has stitched himself up!

9:15
Andy: That lives down in Battersea somewhere! The pink tank.
Fi: *Uncle* Angus!

9:17
Fi: OMG! It's Sam's entire stable!
Andy: And wasn't that Sam in the blonde wig?

9:18
Gene (to Ray): You look like a baboon's arse with a tache on.
Andy: He does too!

9:19
I *so* did not the mental image of Gene and Ray in gymslips playing netball...

9:20
Andy is now quoting Labyrinth and I am desperately hoping that we do not get to see any of the team in skin-tight leggings and a dodgy wig. Apart from Alex, of course.

9:22
(Comments on sexual tension between Alex and Ray)
Alex: Clunk click every trip.
Andy: And you know it's kinky with that!

9:25
Andy: [Leyton] looks like Jasper Carrott! It's been bugging me for weeks!
Andy: Evan's just gone in.
Fi: Yeah, well, he'll do anyone.

Alex: It's my last night.
Andy: Sam tried that line.

9:27
Fi: Good god, she's *waddling*! Has she had a gangbang with the entire station before coming here?
Andy: Probably.
Fi: Or is Ray really big?
Andy: You'll have to ask Elf.

9:29
Alex: (details of future Radio 6 DJ arrested on gay demo, culminating in "you marry a woman and have two kids")
Fi: Oh my god, it's Richard Hammond.

9:31
Caroline: I met two delightful lesbians from Barking.
Andy: *snigger*
Fi: Damnit! We're not from Barking... [pause] And I'm not a lesbian!

9:33
Andy: God, and I thought Sam had Mummy issues.
Fi: God, Caroline is gorgeous.
Andy: I'd shag her. Hell, I'd do them both. Mother and daughter.

9:35
Alex: So bright and so... *sob* alive.
Chorus: Oh that is so shite/crap!

9:37
Fi: oooh, ooh, Ash is being bitchy at the fans!

(re Gene's comment on Alex's arse)
Fi: ANDY'S FREE!

9:38
Andy: Christ, she's turning someone down!
Fi: She's turning Gene down!
Andy: Well, she's had Viv... and the nameless blokes in CID. She must be really shagged out.

9:41
(Fi) I *love* Geoffrey Palmer and I have stopped blogging because there's too much going on and I don't want to get wine on the laptop.

(Also, Gene's got some great lines, but *god* that speech... is a bit off)
Andy: That would mean so much more if I hadn't been watching "Between the Lines" last night.
Fi: That would mean so much more if I didn't go drinking regularly with retired coppers.

9:49
(sorry for delay)
Fi: Oh yeah, colour us surprised. (On Tim/Clown, on Gene/Alex)
Fi: And he's picked her up again!
Andy: (re Evan) Oh shit, my bloody car's blown up!

Fi: (re Tim's suicide note) Colour me suprised.

9:52
Fi: Oooh, nice mirror of episode one! And oh, my mind's gone to a bad place.
Andy: That really really does not work.

9:54
Fi: Alex, you blind git! (Re it Not Being Evan's Fault)

Fi: Oooh, an actual explanation!

Fi: I don't get it. A blonde nine-year-old and an adult brunette. I mean, I was a blonde baby but I lost it at three.
Andy: You lost it long before that, hon.

Fi: Bloody lucky Shazzer. And that (surgical appliance) looks like an 80's belt. Oooh, it is an 80's belt!

9:58
Gene: Unbreakable.
Fi: Hang on, we've got a blonde and a brunette. Does this mean that Alex is Bruce Willis...?
Chorus: And Gene is Cybill Shepherd!

Later on rewatch:
Andy: (asks why the car didn't blow up with Alex in it)
Fi: Oh, the cassette probably triggered an acid release switch. *pause* Oh God, I just reverse engineered the Ashes to Ashes car bomb, didn't I?


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