Date: 2008-04-22 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why am I not entirely surprised that this magnum opus "is not available in bookstores"?

Oh, and talking of royals, I have been alerted to the existence of the jaw-dropping wonder that is the Condolence Book ( If anyone ought to know about it, you should, given some of its contents; just don't get coffee on your keyboard.

Date: 2008-04-22 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sometimes the fact that real person fiction is technically legal makes me go 'up yours, rpf-hating fanficcers!' but sometimes I wish it was just as copyright breaking and illegal as regular fanfic.


Date: 2008-04-22 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm not going to follow the links, but I am going to bet money that her eyes are violet.

Oh, and that she's probably an orphan, although unfortunately won't turn out to be related to the royal family as that would be actually, y'know, vaguely canon.

Date: 2008-04-22 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Actually, considering the way they shagged around and the miracles genealogists can perform, I think the real scoop would be finding someone who *isn't* related to the royal family.

Everyone on earth appears to be their umpteenth cousin ten times removed.

Date: 2008-04-22 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
My brain is melting.

Date: 2008-04-22 10:54 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
I am ashamed FOR the writer. Really. O, the humanity!

...trying to think of something clever to say, but really, brain melt. I'll just be babbling nonsensically over here in the corner.

Date: 2008-04-22 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

If you'd just stuck a spork in my eye I'd be in less pain... but I also don't think I'd be laughing this hard!

Date: 2008-04-22 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Go to the condolence book linked to by Burkesworks - then you can stick a spork in your other eye!

Date: 2008-04-22 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Psst...the entire city of Chicago took a vote and decided to kick her out. That's really why she's now living in Phoenix. >P

Date: 2008-04-22 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Date: 2008-04-22 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Philistine. There's an interesting country. Wonder if their royalty sleep on Simm-ons mattresses with or without peas under them...*coughs and pulls out map*
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