May. 28th, 2008 04:08 pm
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Amid much nagging, [ profile] m31andy is writing for me right now.

It Iz Serius Riting. She Iz Serius Riter.

Unfortunately, my brain keeps on disappearing down Monty Python routes.

Date: 2008-05-28 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I have to say, I do think I've got it wrong when I'm trying to write non-con spanking and you keep coming back with "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"... It's *very* off-putting and if you don't stop it right now, you won't get your lovely porn. I shall go and write something heartrending and cruel about Annie instead.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, that's not the only Monty Python bit in it...

Date: 2008-05-28 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can I please place a pre-emptive request that this gets posted somewhere for all of us to read because I have now worked myself up into a lather.

I vote for lovely porn, BTW. Leave her to it, Fi.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Keep working yourself up, hon. It's partly your fault anyway...

Date: 2008-05-28 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Unfair! Just because it's porn people always try and blame me. I'm actually a very nice girl. I've applied for a position on [ profile] draycevixen 's Church Bulletin Committee.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

And you were accepted... conditionally, provided you're prepared to learn the harpsichord and how to cut cucumber tea sandwiches to my exacting specifications. The Vicar won't catch us unprepared... Erm... *sniggers*

Date: 2008-05-28 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I did mention I'm in (un)Holy Orders, didn't I?

Date: 2008-05-28 05:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile]
MMmmmmm....Drayce and her harem of choir girls...yes, that sounds very pure and innocent, that does... *whistles*

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

We like to make the rent boys sing descant Pure as the driven snow even snow is driven

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hah. This is not the time to point out I've skipped choir practice tonight to go drinking (and fic plotting) with Fi, then, is it?

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Harpsichord practice is scheduled for 6.

**iz good girl**

Date: 2008-05-28 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

That's an excellent first try, but you haven't removed all the crusts and there appear to still be rinds on your cucumber slices. I also hope you remembered to use butter (the lightly salted type).

Never fear, if you keep this up you'll be ready for the Vicar soon enough!

Date: 2008-05-28 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You know, if I applied to join, would I be rejected out of hand (being that I can't handle cucumbers) or would I be in charge of the smoked salmon???

Date: 2008-05-28 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
being that I can't handle cucumbers

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Depends on if you go for the long smooth ones or the thick knobbly ones...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

That depends... how are you with cress?

Date: 2008-05-28 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Curly stuff grown on a damp surface? She munches it!

Date: 2008-05-28 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Makes sense... with her natural grace and dignity she's obviously a lady gardener...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*bats eyelashes*

I'm very good at growing things on damp flannels...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
She's also into certain aquatic sports when conducted off the coast of Donegal.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I didn't know "The Coast of Donegal" was one of your titles. That's fascinating.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Check your maps, dear.

Anyway, I'm a respectable married woman, I'll have you know...

(Doesn't help that my MIL really likes Andy, does it?)

Date: 2008-05-28 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Hmmm... I've never laid *cough* claim to the respectable part, but each to their own.

Date: 2008-05-29 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, seeing as I learned harpsichord in school, might I be allowed to show [ profile] duckyone the ropes, as it were? *g*

Date: 2008-05-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I suppose, as a mature and responsible adult, that I have to point out that it is a Hookerverse/Velvet Underground crossover (oh no, not another one) and therefore it won't be most folks cup of tea.

Oh, and that Fi has now hijacked it (I ran out of steam) so it'll be a lot better than I was anticipating, of course.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

No tea for me! *sigh* I'll just catch you the next time around.

Date: 2008-05-28 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How does original BDSM catch you? I've just perpetrated my first - I'm hoping Fi will beta.

Date: 2008-05-29 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How does original BDSM catch you?

Apparently with her pants down, as it's tomorrow and there's no response yet. >333

Er, sorry, I couldn't resist. XDDDDDDDDDDD


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