Mmmmm....

May. 28th, 2008 04:08 pm
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Amid much nagging, [livejournal.com profile] m31andy is writing for me right now.

It Iz Serius Riting. She Iz Serius Riter.

Unfortunately, my brain keeps on disappearing down Monty Python routes.

Date: 2008-05-28 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
I have to say, I do think I've got it wrong when I'm trying to write non-con spanking and you keep coming back with "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"... It's *very* off-putting and if you don't stop it right now, you won't get your lovely porn. I shall go and write something heartrending and cruel about Annie instead.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Well, that's not the only Monty Python bit in it...

Date: 2008-05-28 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckyone.livejournal.com
Can I please place a pre-emptive request that this gets posted somewhere for all of us to read because I have now worked myself up into a lather.

I vote for lovely porn, BTW. Leave her to it, Fi.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Keep working yourself up, hon. It's partly your fault anyway...

Date: 2008-05-28 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckyone.livejournal.com
Unfair! Just because it's porn people always try and blame me. I'm actually a very nice girl. I've applied for a position on [livejournal.com profile] draycevixen 's Church Bulletin Committee.

Date: 2008-05-28 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

And you were accepted... conditionally, provided you're prepared to learn the harpsichord and how to cut cucumber tea sandwiches to my exacting specifications. The Vicar won't catch us unprepared... Erm... *sniggers*

Date: 2008-05-28 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
I did mention I'm in (un)Holy Orders, didn't I?

Date: 2008-05-28 05:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com
MMmmmmm....Drayce and her harem of choir girls...yes, that sounds very pure and innocent, that does... *whistles*

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

We like to make the rent boys sing descant Pure as the driven snow even snow is driven

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
Hah. This is not the time to point out I've skipped choir practice tonight to go drinking (and fic plotting) with Fi, then, is it?

Date: 2008-05-28 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckyone.livejournal.com
Photobucket

Harpsichord practice is scheduled for 6.

**iz good girl**

Date: 2008-05-28 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

That's an excellent first try, but you haven't removed all the crusts and there appear to still be rinds on your cucumber slices. I also hope you remembered to use butter (the lightly salted type).

Never fear, if you keep this up you'll be ready for the Vicar soon enough!

Date: 2008-05-28 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
You know, if I applied to join, would I be rejected out of hand (being that I can't handle cucumbers) or would I be in charge of the smoked salmon???

Date: 2008-05-28 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckyone.livejournal.com
being that I can't handle cucumbers

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Depends on if you go for the long smooth ones or the thick knobbly ones...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

That depends... how are you with cress?

Date: 2008-05-28 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Curly stuff grown on a damp surface? She munches it!

Date: 2008-05-28 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Makes sense... with her natural grace and dignity she's obviously a lady gardener...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
*bats eyelashes*

I'm very good at growing things on damp flannels...

Date: 2008-05-28 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
She's also into certain aquatic sports when conducted off the coast of Donegal.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

I didn't know "The Coast of Donegal" was one of your titles. That's fascinating.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthfi.livejournal.com
Check your maps, dear.

Anyway, I'm a respectable married woman, I'll have you know...

(Doesn't help that my MIL really likes Andy, does it?)

Date: 2008-05-28 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

Hmmm... I've never laid *cough* claim to the respectable part, but each to their own.

Date: 2008-05-29 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
Well, seeing as I learned harpsichord in school, might I be allowed to show [livejournal.com profile] duckyone the ropes, as it were? *g*

Date: 2008-05-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
I suppose, as a mature and responsible adult, that I have to point out that it is a Hookerverse/Velvet Underground crossover (oh no, not another one) and therefore it won't be most folks cup of tea.

Oh, and that Fi has now hijacked it (I ran out of steam) so it'll be a lot better than I was anticipating, of course.

Date: 2008-05-28 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] draycevixen.livejournal.com

No tea for me! *sigh* I'll just catch you the next time around.

Date: 2008-05-28 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
How does original BDSM catch you? I've just perpetrated my first - I'm hoping Fi will beta.

Date: 2008-05-29 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
How does original BDSM catch you?

Apparently with her pants down, as it's tomorrow and there's no response yet. >333

Er, sorry, I couldn't resist. XDDDDDDDDDDD

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