Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

[darthfi]

Then the bridal march started and everyone
stood up. When William saw her, she took his
breath away. He had never seen her as
beautiful as she was that day. He couldn't
believe this beautiful sweet woman was about
to become his wife.

Gacked from penelope_z who thoughtfully linked to the Amazon page.

Comments

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

YOU MOCK LITERARY GENIUS, YOU PHILISTINE!!!!!!!

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

Philistine. There's an interesting country. Wonder if their royalty sleep on Simm-ons mattresses with or without peas under them...*coughs and pulls out map*