Ways to make m31andy cry at work...

[darthfi]

Discuss a West Country version of Life on Mars.

"Right, let's fire up the Massey."

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[m31andy.livejournal.com]

It was the linking together of Sam 'n' Gene and The Two Ronnies that really blew my mind...

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Well, you did that all by your little self. Not my fault!

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

And you didn't videotape this why? XD

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Because I don't work with her?

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

Then how do you know she was actually crying, and not just *pretending* to cry?

Me, I thought perhaps it was Take Your Conscience To Work Day. Or something. >3

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

The meerkats confirmed it.

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

You mean she let them out?

I thought she usually kept them, erm, under wraps at work...

*is shocked*

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

They're very good escape artists.

And *excellent* mimes.

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

MEERKAT PANTO THEATRE PHOTO ESSAY.

DARE YOU. >3

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

The meerkats are experts at invisible teleportation. Just pray they never get hold of your address....

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

Cuff them to the beaver!
THat will soften their cough!
*g*

[burkesworks.livejournal.com]

Remove the Bowie references and replace them with Adge Cutler ones.

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

I already said Gene would be referring to tractors and haystacks a lot.

"By 'eck, I'd like to drive my Massey through her haystack!"

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Although Sam would be explaining in a pained tone that "Blackbird, I'll get 'ee" was not compatible with the aims and practices of a modern police force.

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

"OK Scrumpy Knickers - Get the Zoider in!"
"Gene Hunt, Chapter 1 Verse 2. Farmers Journal."
*g*

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

You win.

*dies laughing*

Of *course* she'd be Scrumpy Knickers.

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

What be moi prize, then?

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

I's got a key to a combine harvester...

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

But do I get the key?
*g*

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

A night working in an ICU in Dublin!

[icudoc.livejournal.com]

Cool!
I always wanted that!
*g*

[artela.livejournal.com]

"Aw'right moi lover?"
"You can't go around being so sexist!"
"But she's a lovely cow - good milker too"

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Just keep Ray away from the sheep...

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

Chris: What'd Mick Jagger say to the Scottish sheep farmer?

Ray: Dunno, what?

Chris: Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!

*gets coat*

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

OMG, and I was already meditating on the Life on Mars elements in Hot Fuzz.