Mmmmm....

[darthfi]

Amid much nagging, m31andy is writing for me right now.

It Iz Serius Riting. She Iz Serius Riter.

Unfortunately, my brain keeps on disappearing down Monty Python routes.

Comments

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

That's an excellent first try, but you haven't removed all the crusts and there appear to still be rinds on your cucumber slices. I also hope you remembered to use butter (the lightly salted type).

Never fear, if you keep this up you'll be ready for the Vicar soon enough!

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

You know, if I applied to join, would I be rejected out of hand (being that I can't handle cucumbers) or would I be in charge of the smoked salmon???

[duckyone.livejournal.com]

being that I can't handle cucumbers

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Depends on if you go for the long smooth ones or the thick knobbly ones...

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

That depends... how are you with cress?

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Curly stuff grown on a damp surface? She munches it!

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Makes sense... with her natural grace and dignity she's obviously a lady gardener...

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

*bats eyelashes*

I'm very good at growing things on damp flannels...

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

She's also into certain aquatic sports when conducted off the coast of Donegal.

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

I didn't know "The Coast of Donegal" was one of your titles. That's fascinating.

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Check your maps, dear.

Anyway, I'm a respectable married woman, I'll have you know...

(Doesn't help that my MIL really likes Andy, does it?)

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I've never laid *cough* claim to the respectable part, but each to their own.